my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
Just now realizing that some changed the name of my Google folder last night…. #crazyadventures
my blog is a total clusterfuck of fandoms, bad humor, text posts and personal shit i dont understand how people manage to tolerate it i applaud you
(Source: kevytlevi, via theycalledmebetty)
when you find out your crush already likes somebody else
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins.
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.
Pineapples are so metal.
"Everything is temporary."